MSN, I Wish You Nothing But...

...headaches, disease, famine, drought, and death. I hope every member of the MSN team is beaten, bloodied, gang banged, donkey punched, fisted, pistol whipped, hogtied, hung, and skinned alive for the troubles they've caused me in the last 18 hours.

Not only does their msn video service not allow Mac users to indulge in their pleasures which completely ruined my night and morning; it also ruined my lunchtime. As I realized I could watch at work on my PC... Lunchtime is all set.

Um, an hour later I couldn't get the video to play. I called GMMR, she had it playing in 3 windows at the same time. Every other video on their stupid site would load instantly and play. Do you know how many times I saw some bearded douchebag from One Tree Hill introduce a DVD extra? Or how many times Kidnapped decided to play? Every video played except Veronica Mars. I tried for a full hour to get it to work and nothing.

I hope someone out there is happy. I hope that Bill Gates chokes tonight on his dinner served to him by a maid in his mansion on a silver platter. I hope said Maid decapitates Bill Gates with said silver platter making my day much brighter!

If you saw the premiere of Veronica Mars I hope you enjoyed it. Mock me if you will.