Amazing Race 5 8.24.04

Dear Colin,
Due to recent activity caught on tape we are now concerned. We allowed your badgering of Mirna and Schmirna. When Mirna told TVGuide that you threatened to break her legs while at the airport, we began to question your sanity. After last night's airing of The Amazing Race 5, we have enough evidence to honestly say you need some major help. If not help (which I am sure you would decline - not gracefully, but with force) then may I suggest you allow yourself to be captured by Al-Quida and beheaded.

Truly yours, concerned viewers.


Dear Christie,
Due to recent activity caught on tape we are now concerned. We allowed your blocking of airport entrance which is I am sure illegal and a fire hazard. When Mirna called you a bitch, we questioned her motives. After last night's airing of The Amazing Race 5, we have enough evidence to honestly say you need some major help. If not help (which I am sure you would decline - and then apologize for overreacting because you've been emotionally, if not physically abused into submission) then may I suggest you allow yourself to get a backbone and leave Colin with Al-Quida terrorists for a beheading. Knowing you, you will offer to be the one beheaded because you deserve it.

Truly yours, concerned viewers and women's lib'ers everywhere.


These two should be killed. Colin is a fucking psycho with the biggest white american complex imaginable. I saw Brokedown Palace and know well enough to not ever set foot in a foreign land jail. His superior mind kept telling him that it was a good thing to scream at the head of the police department and belittle everyone he comes in contact with. I only prayed he would be arrested and raped by every male in the country. For a while I was on the "poor Christie" bandwagon, but after last night's episode it is shockingly apparent that she has been abused by Colin because she has no backbone. When she was telling Colin to pay the cabdriver the $100 because they were wasting time and he REFUSED, I would have quit the game then and there. Get Phil on the phone, he needs to come down to this jail and officially eliminate us from the show. But no, she apologizes for getting emotional and making the situation more difficult for Colin. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? All she said was that this was a waste of time and to pay him. He kept telling her she was making this worse, then he tells every other team that he could have got away without paying if it wasn't for Christie. EVIIIIIIL! She needs a backbone and how. And what about that preview for next week, Colin screams at Christie while slamming his hands into dirt "I'M PACKING IT!"