Why Do I Have A Job?

Why must I miss things like this - why do jobs ruin all the fun in the world? I hate hate HATE Star Jones, her new fake boobs, and her gay husband. From WENN.com:

'The View' Co-Hosts in Phone Fight
American TV presenter Star Jones called her The View co-host Joy Behar "a bitch" live on air yesterday after Behar told Jones to stop talking about her recent breast life operation. Jones called the show yesterday to address rumors she was near death after receiving a blood transfusion following breast enhancement surgery in Los Angeles. Behar appeared to grow increasingly irritated as Jones kept going on and on about her surgery. She then grabbed a pen and furiously scribbled a note, gesturing to co-host Meredith Vieira to read what she had written, tapping on the paper for emphasis. After Jones remarked, "Last Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs still think they're 20", Behar decided she had heard enough, snapping, "Ok, Star. That's enough about you. On to us. Bye!" TV censors bleeped out Behar when she added, "Keep your (breasts) perky!" in a mock-cheerful voice. Jones shot back, "I'm glad to see you haven't changed. Even today, you are still a bitch." Producers abruptly ended the call before the fight could escalate. A spokesman for the show tells the New York Post, "If you watch The View regularly, Star and Joy enjoy teasing each other. No harm done. There's not reason to read any more into it than what was on-air."