duckyxdale: Big Brother 6

I will comment on two things and two things only in this entry.

1. Eric the Midget is so out of control he makes Mariah Carey look sane. When he was in that room talking to April and Rachel about Michael I started screaming. If we recall, Eric the Midget started this whole Michael debacle � he is the one that branded Michael a sexual predator. He is the one that flung accusations. He is the one that rallied his gang against Michael for the safety and protection of the women in the house. He is also the one that last night that came to the dumb conclusion that Michael may have got a bum-rap in the house � that he may not be as bad as they thought. YOU CREATED THE TENSION, YOU CREATED THE RUMORS, YOU ARE THE ONE THAT GAVE HIM THAT REPUTATION AND THAT BEGAN THE LYNCHMOB and now� he might not be that bad. I only pray you are gone come next Thursday you Midget bitch.

2. Julie Chen is so far off on her game this season that I almost can�t watch the live show. Last night there were so many pauses of silence when she would speak to the houseguests live that it was mind numbing. She�d wait for reactions when it was obviously a non-reactionary moment. She�s pause for dramatic effect only to be laughed at by the houseguests because it was so awkward. She fumbled over more lines than a first grader giving the Gettysburg Address and that body glitter has got to go! The best worst moment of the night came in her live interview with Michael. Julie Chen is somehow under the impression that no one in the house has figured out the twist. I don�t think they update her on the what happens during the week, she thinks the world froze when they went off the air the previous Thursday with the manner in which she carries on. Fucking idiot. To paraphrase:

JULIE CHEN: �So Michael, as you know you and Kaysar were a team within the house � the big twist of Big Brother 6, the Summer of Secrets. What you didn�t know is that everyone in the house is playing on a team this season, The Summer of Secrets. What is your reaction��

CRICKETS CHIRP, JULIE CHEN�S BODY GLITTER BLOWS OUT THE BRIGHTNESS BALANCE ON MY TV� MICHAEL GIVES A SMILE OF �NO SHIT RETARD�

MICHAEL: �I knew that within the first week�

JULIE CHEN: �But what you didn�t know about this season, The Summer of Secrets, is that if a team of two makes it to the finale the runner up will win $250,000� (DEAD PAUSE TO WHICH MICHAEL LOOKS AROUND FOR A PRODUCER OR CANDID CAMERA)� and the Winner of Big Brother 6 � The Summer of Secrets will win..."

MY CAT JUST IMPALED HERSELF ON THE FIREPLACE POKER WITH BOREDOM�

JULIE CHEN: ��the biggest award in Big Brother history, One Million Dollars. What is your reaction to the secret now � here live talking about The Summer of Secrets?�

MICHAEL (with pained look of confusion as to what is expected of him): �Well that�s good for the winner��

Julie Chen and CBS�s weak ass attempts at intrigue and reveal are so pathetic to watch and hear over and over again each week when this otherwise stellar show goes live. If they created a drinking game around her two overused phrases: �The Summer of Secrets� and �The Biggest Reward In Big Brother History� or at the mention of �One Million Dollars� this whole country would be drunk enough to get excited each time she reminds us because some drunkards might actually think the television is addressing them! As Jon�s pointed out a thousand times (once for each time Chen has) YOU EXPECT ONE MILLION DOLLARS ON A REALITY SHOW NOW! It�s not new or exciting � give it a rest Julie Chen! Survivor scooped you about 6 years ago.