You Are Not Alone (d*bitch)...
isn't that some horrid r&b song? gross

It seems that a website called PhillyBlurb agrees with your sentiments to the T! Here's a little excerpt from an article on Elliott's diabetes (and that picture is scare-to-the-ah):

His Abe Lincoln-style sideburns make him look like a cross between an Amish farmer and street gangster. And sometimes he even looks like a leprechaun cautiously coveting his pot of gold.

I don't know about a pot o' gold but if Sarah Vowell was to write a book about Idol and Historical Crossovers she'd be all set to start page one with Elliott Yamin! Remember that chin strap? Sicka!