Why I love TVGuide Online...
Today they have a couple ditties in their column that made me wanna link you over there.

The first is this number about TomKat. Wow! Let's start the poll shall we? How lung until Katie Holmes is outta there?
According to the London Daily Mail, Tom Cruise got Katie Holmes to sign a prenuptial agreement that establishes an unconditional $19 million therapy trust fund for Suri and provides a cool $33.5 mil for Kate herself should she snap out of the trance the couple's long-discussed/yet-to-happen marriage go south. In related snark, check out today's New York Daily News for an interesting analysis of TomKat's sudden and mysterious "height equality" at M:i:III's L.A. premiere.


The second was this and it made me bonkers:
If you're in Burbank on Tuesday, keep an eye on the skies. The fan-driven Save Veronica Mars campaign is taking its effort to impressive heights during the morning and afternoon rush hours with an airplane-toted banner encouraging CW decision-makers to snatch up the UPN series for a third season. Previous efforts by the campaign include Season 2 DVD donations to libraries and floral-bouquet bombardments for CW execs. Aww, 'Ron would be so proud. (Logan, he'd probably scoff and say something rude.)


The third:
The cattle call for Season 4 of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, debuting in August, features Carnie Wilson, Vincent Pastore (The Sopranos), R&B singer Angie Stone, Nick Turturro (NYPD Blue), Erika Eleniak (Baywatch), rapper Bonecrusher, Tina Yothers (Family Ties) and Ted Lange (The Love Boat) as your bartender.

Carnie and Tina Yothers? It's almost too much for me to take. I loved both of them equally. One was a legit cheesy singer and the other had a chessy fake all girl group that Alex P. Keaton managed - what wasn't to love?


The fourth:
According to Variety, CW has informed 20th Century Fox that it has no plans to pick up Reba for another season.

My friend Shelly just jumped from her 4th story Beacon Hill apartment. It's okay, more crappy safe sitcoms will follow, I promise.